Best fantasy college basketball team name?

I need a good, funny team name for my bracket. It needs to relate to college basketball. Jokes directed at players are great!

Best fantasy college basketball team name?
For the non-Syracuse fan:


- Lose-a-cuse


- Sorrycuse


- Syralose





For the non-UF/FSU fans:


- FloriDUH or FlorDUHstate





There are many others that I can't post.
Reply:Hoosier daddy My personal favorite


Airballina tar heels


Seeing Zebras
Reply:Well if you don't like UNC, you could try "UNC PF Brandan Wrong"... or my personal favorite, Tyler Nosebroke (nose instead of hans, broke instead of brough)





Acie Law is gonna hold court!!! lol
Reply:Cameron Crazies


McRoberts needs anger management (my fav)